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What kind of fish is this?

Please tell me

by Harry Shukman

Fish scientists are baffled by this strange creature that has washed up on the shore. They don't know what it is! It might be one of those prehistoric squids the size of a 7/11 that hang out on the ocean floor, or one of those dopey fish that looks like a used condom.

Please could you tell me what it is? It's important!

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