Uh, dude…I think your friend is a murderer
‘He fantasizes about driving a girl out to the middle of nowhere and just slashing her throat’
How could you tell if your friend is going to be a murderer when they grow up? Is it when they start torturing mice in their backyard? Is it when they light a candle to the Unabomber? Or is it when they tell you they fantasize about "grabbing a girl and driving her out in the middle of nowhere and just slashing her fucking throat or bashing her skull in"?
From an extremely disturbing Reddit post from a 19-year-old girl about her 18-year-old guy friend:
"I started teasing him about never having had a steady girlfriend, which led to the subject of sexual fantasies and preferences coming up, and he admitted he had some 'weird ones'."
"Finally, once he'd gotten fairly drunk, he said he had 'really violent' kinks. I said that wasn't that unusual. He said he didn't mean 'like BDSM stuff'."
"He told me he fantasizes about 'grabbing a girl and driving her out in the middle of nowhere and just slashing her fucking throat or bashing her skull in.' Most of these fantasies didn't even involve sex or even violent sex, it was the killing itself that was a sexual act to him. It was like a filter had come off now and he starts telling me all about it. He said he really got off on the image of a girl begging for her life. He also said the only kind of porn that could even get him off was (simulated, not real) death/murder porn.
"He's a really sweet, soft-spoken guy in general, but on the rare occasions he gets angry, it's really scary. He gets really angry, and seeing it in his face is almost like seeing a mask come off. It reminds me a little of what they used to say about Ted Bundy."
Your friend is about to become Ted Bundy! A full-on murderer! I'd never advocate for narcing, but tell his mom!
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