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If this story of a dude with a poop fetish doesn’t make you delete Tinder, then I don’t know what will
This guy has been spotted EVERYWHERE
by Nian Hu
Tinder is a fucking cesspool, but many of us still waste hours of our lives swiping away in the hopes of finding someone halfway normal to bang and maybe have brunch with. Some of us luck out and end up with actual boyfriends; others end up with a stomach full of laxatives and a man enamored with our shit — literally.
A lot of New Yorkers have been sharing a recent story about a man with a "poop fetish" taking girls on dates and spiking them with laxatives… He apparently slips them the pills and gets off when they soil themselves. Hmm. Seems fishy!
In response to this tweet, people started to pull out receipts. And boy, did they have receipts! One lady had an entire SCREENSHOT of a conversation she had with a man she met on Tinder.
"How are you this afternoon?" the man wrote to her. "And 2 icebreaker questions: 1. Beyond beauty what do you offer? 2. If you got the runs on our first night out, how would you handle it?"
Other people came rushing in with their stories as well.
"I don't know if there's more than one, but my sister's friend went on a date with a dude that did this," someone said.
"A friend of a friend went on a date with him," another Twitter user claimed. "After she called the cops they said they had received calls about a similar situation."
However, some people are skeptical.
So what's the truth?? Is this poop-obsessed man a figment of someone's overactive imagination, or is he an actual predator who strikes unsuspecting women all around the globe? Look at all the other times and all the other cities that he's been spotted in:
In December, The Tab (our sister site) reported on the story of a mysterious man on Tinder who spikes women with laxatives because he has a poop fetish. Multiple people claimed that they know of a girl who went on a shitty (get it, haha!) date with him. However, nobody could say who either the girl or the guy were, and even worse, nobody could agree where this took place — some said New York, and others said Glasgow.
I guess none of us will ever know. Until then, stay safe and DELETE TINDER.
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