Limber up, girls and gays! It’s almost Big Boi Season
I say this as sweat rolls off my titties
by Amanda Ross
Maybe I'll regret saying this in four months when it's cold enough to freeze the Juvederm XL packed into my lips — but right now I'm so hot I want to claw my skin off and all I can think about is crisp fall weather, bargain bin cashmere sweaters from Nordstorm Rack, and Big Bois. Yes, y'all! We're weeks away from the official kickoff to Big Boi Season.
When my sassy brother (you know what that's code for!) first told me about the Big Boi Season of legend, I thought it was something his slutty ass made up. But then I did some googling and I can confirm that just like Cuffing Season, Big Boi Season is all too real. Urban Dictionary says it's this:
This is close, but I take a few issues with this. First of all, I can't say that word! Second, I can say with full confidence that Big Boi Season actually begins on September 1. And while I might not be completely sure on the true meaning of bag (though my mind immediately goes to Usher's smash-hit song Love In This Club in which he sings, It's going down on aisle three / I'll bag you like some groceries), it's sounds overtly sexual — but Big Boi Season is mostly about cuddling.
Cuddling with muscular dudes is like trying to lay comfortably on a garbage bag full of remotes. It can be fun, but I'd rather lay on a bean bag! While summertime might be called Buff Guy Season (or, alternatively, Brett/Skylar/Trent Season), it's a season for fucking. Big Boi Season is about snuggling and lazy sex and hey hand me that leftover carton of lo mein please? And I am so ready for it.
Guess which rapper this girl cheated on her boyfriend with!
‘The next video is of them twerking and the same dude grinding on them’
by Harry Shukman
Here's a fun game if you're feeling like a dick! With whichst rapper did this girl cheat on her boyfriend with? The clues are in this story about a newly-single dude who poured his heart out on a relationship advice site, and it's brutal as hell (although he's now laughing about it, which means you…
Power ranking every U.S. President by their dick size
Every day is Presidents Day here
by Amanda Ross, Josh Kaplan and Harry Shukman
INT: WHITE HOUSE – NIGHTThe President is hunched over his desk. His tie is undone, there’s stubble on his face, and he looks exhausted. Papers are scattered in front of him as he drafts a speech. Suddenly, an aide bursts into the room and shouts: “Mr President, Mr President, sir!” The President looks worried, and…
When it comes to interracial dating, there’s a double standard for Black women
We can’t seem to catch a break
by Ari Bines
As a Black woman who's crossed the great racial divide more than once, I’ve seen first-hand how interracial relationships get judged and ostracized (I’ve been called out of my name many, many times). My relationships, my friends', and even celebrities' prove that time and again, it’s Black women who get more scrutiny for dating outside…