This girl asked cops to not arrest her because she’s a pretty, ‘very clean white girl’ cheerleader
Bitch blew through a stop sign at 60 mph!
by Amanda Ross
A soon-to-be 33-year-old woman from South Carolina is not helping the reputation of white girls everywhere when she was stopped by police for a litany of traffic-related offenses including plowing through a stop sign at 60 miles per hour, high and drunk as fuck. It was what she said when she got pulled over, though, that's really criminal.
"I'm a very clean, thoroughbred, white girl,” Lauren Elizabeth Cutshaw told cops, slurring her words. No shade, but her mugshot doesn't look…that…clean and she edited her Instagram profile pic to FaceTune Hell. Our gal Lauren didn't stop there, though. When cops asked her if she'd been drinking that night, she said, “I mean I was celebrating my birthday." I hate that I can perfectly imagine the exact intonation of her voice when she said that — very Stassi Schroeder, you know?
She kept listing reasons she shouldn't be arrested which include:
1. Being white
3. Her "thoroughbred" pedigree
4. Getting good grades in school 10 years ago
5. Being a cheerleader almost 20 years ago
6. Dating a cop once
7. Paid dues to a sorority in college
Not that I've ever been that reckless behind the wheel but when I get pulled over, I usually just cry — works every time!
High-profile cryptocurrency founder writes blog posts about sex with preteen girls, and says condemning pedophilia is ‘nonsense’
Now he claims the posts are fiction
by Nian Hu
Gavin Wood, the cofounder of the cryptocurrency project Ethereum, revealed in a blog post in 2013 that he is a pedophile who had sex with a 10-year-old girl dying of AIDS. The blog post has since been deleted, but its contents were reposted on Reddit. Wood also wrote other blog posts in which he defended…
The secret to perfect skin that never ages: Minding your own damn business
Consider this your reward for not being racist!
by Nian Hu
You've probably heard this before: black don't crack, Asian don't raisin, brown don't frown. And it's true! Just look at Pharrell. That man has literally looked like a college freshman for the past 10 years. Thanks to the power of melanin, people of color tend to age remarkably well.White people, however, aren't usually so lucky…
Watch this bloodthirsty grandma shoot the fuck out of a 500lb gator because it ate her pet horse
by Josh Kaplan
What do you think your grandmother is doing right now? For those of you lucky enough to answer anything other than "turning in her grave, ashamed of the useless offspring she accidentally created", your grandma is probably doing something wholesome. Maybe baking a nice pumpkin pie (the first of the season), or thinking about what…