Which one of these women is the real Angelina Jolie?
And which ones are LIARS?
by Amanda Ross
Scroll through Kim and Kylie's Instagram comments and most of it is feverish worship ("goalssss 😍😍") or shameless self-promotion ("lb for lb"). A small percentage is dragging them for assorted face and body-altering procedures, and of course there are tons of memes like this:
But Kylie and Kim weren't the first to spawn thousands of lookalikes begging surgeons, aestheticians and cream contour sticks to get them their favorite celeb's look. No, kids these days will never know or appreciate the power of Angelina Jolie's face! Scroll to the top and look at that photo again. Which one is the real Angelina? Are you sure? Because the answer is none of them, dummies! And while I can't definitively say whether or not any of these women have undergone any kind of procedure to look like Angie (draw your own conclusions here because I definitely have), it's kind of crazy how many people are leaning into the look. Really, she was the OG Kylie — but all-natural!
CelebFace, my favorite Instagram account in the entire world, first tipped me off to this trend. When they're not exposing the fuck out of influencer and celebs for editing their photos, they're inspiring me to completely alter every natural feature I've ever had in pursuit of a star-like visage.
Is there only one Angelia Jolie? Sure, but we can all die trying.
‘Dixiewave’ is the latest (and weirdest) attempt by racist dorks to get young people into the Confederacy
It’s lame as hell
by Harry Shukman
Getting regular young people to stan the Confederacy in the hopes of making the South rise again would seem stupid and pointless, but that hasn't stopped racist dweebs from trying with a new campaign called "Dixiewave."It idolizes the Confederacy with a vaporwave aesthetic and is a woeful attempt at making slave plantations, Robert E. Lee,…
BEHOLD: Pumpkin Spice Booze, because Pumpkin Spice Lattes are over and they haven’t invented Pumpkin Spice Cocaine yet
Catch me snorting nutmeg
by Amanda Ross
There is nothing wrong with a Pumpkin Spice Latte. Like astrology, Lush bath bombs, and any novel written by a woman, PSLs are in a special club of things that are objectively good and fun but hated on by dudes and girls who haven't yet realized that dudes who hate those things are garbage. But…
Your weekly horoscopes say everyone’s feeling particularly rebellious this week
Here’s what to expect
by Caroline Phinney
There's something about these final dog days of August that bring with them an energizing, revitalizing feel. Fall is on the way, which means it's almost time to cuff up or miss out. With Lilith in Capricorn, you'll be ready to make the first move this week. Good luck.AriesIt’s finally time to relax for you…