Which one of these women is the real Angelina Jolie?
And which ones are LIARS?
by Amanda Ross
Scroll through Kim and Kylie's Instagram comments and most of it is feverish worship ("goalssss 😍😍") or shameless self-promotion ("lb for lb"). A small percentage is dragging them for assorted face and body-altering procedures, and of course there are tons of memes like this:
But Kylie and Kim weren't the first to spawn thousands of lookalikes begging surgeons, aestheticians and cream contour sticks to get them their favorite celeb's look. No, kids these days will never know or appreciate the power of Angelina Jolie's face! Scroll to the top and look at that photo again. Which one is the real Angelina? Are you sure? Because the answer is none of them, dummies! And while I can't definitively say whether or not any of these women have undergone any kind of procedure to look like Angie (draw your own conclusions here because I definitely have), it's kind of crazy how many people are leaning into the look. Really, she was the OG Kylie — but all-natural!
CelebFace, my favorite Instagram account in the entire world, first tipped me off to this trend. When they're not exposing the fuck out of influencer and celebs for editing their photos, they're inspiring me to completely alter every natural feature I've ever had in pursuit of a star-like visage.
Is there only one Angelia Jolie? Sure, but we can all die trying.
Riverdale Season 3 Episode 2 is pure nightmare fuel and I can’t stop screaming
Gotta say, I’m not super impressed with the Gargoyle King!
by Nian Hu
If you thought the season premiere was bonkers, then boy do I have news for you! Season 3 Episode 2 was jam-packed with all kinds of fun and confusing things. We see Archie make an absolute fool of himself in jail, we meet a sinister bitch named Evelyn, we hear Cheryl show off her nonexistent…
QUIZ: Make a couple of predictions and we’ll tell you if you’re like, psychic
Your fate is in our hands
by Caroline Phinney
Why did so many of our childhood made-for-TV movies revolve around psychic abilities? Is because kids are stupid and need fuel for constant games of pretend in the backyard while our parents drank wine? Or is it because it's the only magical ability that requires virtually zero of a TV show's budget to depict? Regardless,…
Murderer of Pitt student Alina Sheykhet pleads guilty
Matthew Darby got life without parole
by Harry Shukman
Matthew Darby, the student accused of killing his ex-girlfriend Alina Sheykhet last year, has pleaded guilty. He faced the death penalty for first-degree murder, and took a deal to save his life. He was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.Darby, 22, murdered Alina in the early hours of October 8th 2017.…