I regret to inform you that in the year 2018 Lena Dunham is somehow still relevant, despite MANY reasons why she should have long faded into obscurity at this point.
Aside from being a fake-woke white "feminist" who accuses women of lying about rape and gets mad at black men for not wanting to sleep with her, Lena Dunham is also a jerk to dogs. And if that doesn't make you hate her, then I don't know what would.
Look, I can almost understand the sheer ignorance and stupidity that would compel someone to publicly proclaim that they wish they had an abortion, but only a fucking psychopath would abandon a rescue dog and spread outright LIES about the dog's "aggression" and history of "terrible abuse."
A lot of you have been asking where Lamby is these days since he's always been the star of my gram and I've been posting pics of my poodle girls. Well, you know honesty is my jam but this one has been really heartbreaking to talk about. But I feel I have to share that last March, after four years of challenging behavior and aggression that could not be treated with training or medication or consistent loving dog ownership, Lamby went to live at an amazing professional facility in Los Angeles @matt_thezendog where an awesome person named @therealdanishay (who is educated in a rescue dog's specific trauma) loves him so hard. Lamby suffered terrible abuse as a pup that made having him in a typical home environment dangerous to him and others- we needed to be responsible to ourselves, our neighbors and especially our beloved boy. Jack and I will miss him forever but sometimes when you love something you have to let it go (especially when it requires tetanus shots and stitches.) Someday I'll really write about the pain and relief of letting Lamby go off and really be Lamby, biting and peeing in his own mouth and all. There were so many lessons in it, about forgiving myself and loving with an open palm and giving in to a larger plan. Shout out to @jennikonner for listening to endless hours of Lamby pain, and especially my partner @jackantonoff for loving him even when he ruined floors and couches and our life. Jack knows what Lamby means to me and he let me come to the decision in my own time even when it made his days challenging. Susan & Karen will never be my first loves, but they are fuzzy and hilarious stuffing for the hole Lamby left and we cherish them deeply ❤️#lamby #thefirstcutisthedeepest #foreverlamb PS If you have a similar situation, please know its possible to responsibly re-home your rescue rather than sending them back into the shelter system. It can require patience, diligence and often a financial contribution but there are solutions that leave everyone happy and safe. You will always have been your dog's first stop outside shelter life and that's beautiful.
Poor Lamby. He didn't deserve to be libeled online like that! Especially after the shelter came through with receipts proving that Lamby did not, in fact, suffer a history of abuse and was a perfectly normal dog that just happened to be in the hands of a pathological liar and sociopath.
Despite being a cold and soulless creature who should be banned from adopting dogs EVER again, Lena Dunham now has a new Yorkshire Terrier who, frankly, looks terrified to be anywhere near her.
Look at those eyes. They're screaming for help.
Hi! This is Bowie, the most extra Yorkie in the game, telling you about our new family account @lambyzoo 🦓 This is where the animals who live with Lena & @greer_lankton_archives_museum report on what a total piece of garbage our mother is (I mean look at her trying to take a selfie from an off angle for thinness purposes, yeah right gurl) and the gilded cage that is our life! Enjwaahhh 🐈 Tata— BowBow
But it gets worse. Lena has amassed an entire COLLECTION of unfortunate animals who have their own Instagram account, which is rather ominously named @lambyzoo. Even the profile picture of the Insta account is of Lamby. Strange….
Is this a passive-aggressive reminder to her other pets that they too can be abandoned without a second's warning if they pose even the slightest inconvenience to Lena's life??
My heart breaks for these poor animals. Just look at this cat, who is making the same exact facial expression that anyone would make if Lena were resting her oily face on them.
Someone needs to step in and STOP HER from continuing to inflict a reign of terror on these unfortunate creatures. I demand justice for Lamby!
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