Babe’s resident man is here to claim 2-in-1 shampoo is better
You will never convince me to change my mind
ED NOTE: Every woman in the room started screaming with Harry pitched this, but we let him run with it because we all need a laugh sometimes
Open season has been declared on 2-in-1 shampoo, and everyone from The Gay Burn Book to straight boy coochie-seekers are piling in on the humble 2-in-1. The shampoo and conditioner or shampoo and bodywash (little do they know you can also get in 3-in-1) is getting roasted into space. And it's gone on long enough.
It's 20gayteen and yall still use 2-in-1 shampoo and body wash
— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) August 8, 2018
i don’t trust people who use 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner.
— shelby starcher (@shelbystarcher) August 11, 2018
all of these comments STINK. they’re from bitter men who use 2 in 1 shampoo and bodywash and dont use deodorant
— ??? (@Igbtwice) July 30, 2018
It's grown men using 2 in 1 hair and body wash???? Musty.
— bri (@bridurannn_) May 28, 2018
It's time for someone to make a stand. I never thought I would grow up to be a martyr for any cause, but heroes come in all shapes and sizes. I am willing to die to defend 2-in-1 shampoo.
People out there are saying guys who use 2-in-1 are "untrustworthy", "lizards" and "fucking cunts." What have you all got against a cheaper, more convenient form of body wash? You're never going to make me buy more than one bottle of costly goo to wash with. I'm getting two, even three of bottles in one. It's easier, it saves the environment (the permafrost in Siberia is melting at a drastic rate and yet you're using a dozen shampoo bottles like planets are disposable you sick fuck), and it leaves you as clean as you could ever want to be. 2-in-1 also comes in 3-in-1 – I'd buy 4-in-1 if they made it. It's just better.
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