Is this the biggest tool on earth? Ponytail guy eats raw meat at vegan festival

You might have always suspected that men with ponytails were creeps, but now there's proof. A ponytail dude in a vest went to a vegan festival yesterday and ate the raw heart from a baby cow to make a point about how his dick is too small, or something.

This is a good way to get a tapeworm:

This complete wacko is called Gatis Lagzdins, and he's some sort of raw meat attention seeker with a YouTube channel about why vegan jocks teased him in high school, etc.

"Damn, it tastes good. It's really good. You should try it," he tells the camera in his latest video, as flies land on his raw meat. There are about a dozen flies on the meat and on his hands, as he continues to chew the uncooked flesh, small bits getting stuck in his teeth, his fingers getting covered in blood, before calling a passerby a "faggot."

A spokesperson for the Vegan Food Festival in Amsterdam said:

"While it is of course not forbidden to eat raw meat, it was of course a shocking sight because there was a puddle of blood and fat. Besides, there were lots of elderly people and children. At that time a special children’s programme was going on."

Let this be a lesson! Avoid men with ponytails – they are never good or cool.

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