I’m no doctor, but I don’t think those pills that ‘turn food into zero calories’ actually work
It’s literally the Kälteen bar from Mean Girls
I, a big idiot without a science degree, should not be the one to tell you this, but no pill exists that can actually block fat and carbs so you can eat whatever you want. In the Venn diagram between people a) who think essential oils cure cancer and b) have scientific proof the Earth is flat, there is a group of credulous morons who sell these magic bean pills and say you can eat anything without absorbing any of the calories.
It's called the Advanced Formula Fat Fighter with Carb Inhibitors pill, sold by the supplement company It Works!, affectionately known online as Shit Works! It's one of those hateful multilevel marketing schemes, only they sell this miracle pill that is LITERALLY the Kälteen bar from Mean Girls. Some version of this is probably all over your timeline right now:
The It Works! site says the Advanced Formula Fat Fighter with Carb Inhibitors pill is based off a cactus (which as we know is the skintiest plant in the ecosystem). Take the pill, they say, and it will absorb "the fat and carbohydrates from your food so that your body doesn’t!" (If you guessed that the FDA had not evaluated that statement, you are correct.)
And excuse me please, but is that not the Kälteen bar? The bar that Cady convinces Regina George to eat because: "It burns carbs… just burns up all your carbs."
This is obviously bogus, but it hasn't stopped your the dunces from your hometown doing posts like this:
It Works Fat Fighter is the perfect secret weapon for cheat meals! It blocks carb and fat absorption while you are eating! And it helps balance your blood glucose levels and reduce your cravings! Price is $25 Per Month As A Loyal Customer ? pic.twitter.com/KXZFKMpgiP
— Rikki Coleman (@RikkiRAC) June 23, 2018
Lets talk about It Works Fat Fighters! ?
No shame in enjoying those sweets you had yesterday!!!!! BUT, why not block up to 30% of fat & 70% of all those carbs? Simply take Fat Fighter up… https://t.co/RT0JSHNBRn
— Patrice (@PatriceWall35) July 19, 2018
Come on people!! Only $25 a month for 90 days for my fat fighter challenge! Blocks fats and carbs from any meal. 40% off. Message me for details! These are all natural products! ? #itworksglobal #itworks pic.twitter.com/Bl107hs1p7
— Megan Rodriguez (@megggan01) August 8, 2018
Who wants to eat ANYTHING they want and NOT gain weight? I have the perfect product for YOU! Advanced Formula Fat Fighter! pic.twitter.com/7SCH0N3w4Q
— Chelsea Pidgeon (@ChelseaPidgeon) April 18, 2017
Guysss I have an awesome deal going on for our new advanced fat fighter product, it works miracles. Allows u to eat all your fav foods w out gaining all the weight. Message me if interested ??? u won't regret it?
— Kaitlyn Luckart? (@julian_kaitlyn) July 12, 2018
— Stephanie Kay Miller (@kaysteph10) March 11, 2018
It's a scam! How would that even work! Block fat and carbs… where are they going? Straight out your ass? I call bullshit!
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