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Happy birthday, Keith!!

I made you this video of me playing All Star on the trumpet and firing my gun

by Harry Shukman

This one goes out to all the cool dudes out there who love purple shirts, athletic sunglasses, and crushing pussy. Keith… wherever you are, hope you're crackin' open an ice cold brewski and thinking of the good times…

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