Ariana Grande has Big Pussy Energy, I SAID WHAT I SAID

At this point, we are all very, very familiar with Big Dick Energy (BDE). Pete Davidson, everyone's favorite tall lanky mediocre-looking yet somehow extremely sexually appealing white boy, is the resident poster boy of BDE.

And a number of other people also ooze the enigmatic substance, the "je ne sais quoi" that gets every woman within a 5 mile radius instantly wet — Donald Glover, Robert Downey Jr, The Rock, and that quiet and kinda greasy-looking dude who sleeps on a bare mattress in his mom's basement. Oh, you know he can give it to you good.

But we need to start talking about something FAR more important. I am talking, of course, about Big Pussy Energy (BPE).

We can all thank Twitter user @PJMSLOVED for introducing this very important term into mainstream discourse.

And they're right — why aren't we talking about this incredibly important phenomenon?

So…what is Big Pussy Energy?

If BDE is defined as "subtle, sexy confidence" of a man who knows that he has a 10-inch log swinging between his thighs, then BPE is the understated assertiveness of a woman who knows that she can crush any man with her colossal vulva.

No, this isn't your annoying neighbor who sells weight loss pills for her MLM and who constantly posts overly FaceTuned selfies on Instagram about how she's a "boss babe." That's some Little Pussy Energy if I ever saw any. That's like the female equivalent of Donald Trump's constant self-praise and assertions that he has large hands.

A woman with BPE never calls herself a "boss babe" — she simply IS. A woman with BPE is a fucking woke queen, but she will never call herself one — she will just quietly dismantle oppressive institutions brick by brick. A woman with BPE is the living embodiment of girl power — but you would never catch her saying that about herself because that's corny as hell!

A woman with BPE also doesn't care, by the way, about what guys think about her. Her vagina is simply too big for her to give a fuck. Shortly after @PJMSLOVED's tweet went viral, a bunch of men immediately got offended — because, of course, they had to make this all about themselves.

The reason for their concern? They think that "big pussy" sounds gross and unappealing, so they want to change it to "tight pussy" instead.

Wow. If this isn't a sign of male fragility, then IDK what is. Boys — this isn't about you or your gross-bordering-on-pedophilic desire to penetrate women with teeny tiny microscopic slits. This is about women having absolutely cavernous vaginas, enormous labia lips, and not giving a FUCK about what you think.

Ariana Grande simply exudes BPE.

Hear me out! Her Big Pussy Energy was so strong even in her youth that she outshined Victoria Justice, the eponymous lead of the show "Victorious."

Our girl Ariana was originally cast as a mere one-dimensional side character to cheer on Victoria Justice as she belted out 12 songs in every single episode in an attempt to prove her musical chops…and the ONE TIME Ariana Grande actually opened her mouth to sing on the show, everyone was shook.

This is the FIRST TIME the public realized that Ariana Grande has the voice of a literal angel. This also marked the exact moment that everyone around the world collectively forgot who Victoria Justice was.

After that, nothing was the same. Ariana skyrocketed to fame and now she's the top female artist of our day and age. Victoria Justice, on the other hand, is now…singing covers on YouTube. Oof, that's gotta sting!

Victoria Justice, by the way, is the epitome of Little Pussy Energy. Listen to her fly into a barely-contained jealous rage at someone who had the audacity to compliment Ariana's singing voice:

Even back in her pale and red-haired days, Ariana Grande was a big-pussied queen. These days she may be olive-skinned and rocking a brown ponytail, but her pussy has remained massive.

Our girl is not only a talented as FUCK singer who steals the spotlight whenever she blesses us with her voice (I mean, have you watched the Carpool Karaoke? Bitch can sing!!), but she is also a WOKE QUEEN.

Observe this incredibly feminist response to a person who tried to blame Mac Miller's DUI on Ariana Grande:

But wait!! This is far from the first time that she's gone off and made some truly nuanced and intelligent points about sexism in society:

Holy shit. Read all of this and TELL ME that Ariana Grande doesn't have a vagina the size of the goddamn universe. Because only a woman with a truly gargantuan pussy would be able to casually shut down so many misogynists with a single screenshot from her Notes app.

It is only fitting that Ariana Grande, the face of BPE, is engaged to Pete Davidson, the human embodiment of BDE. Together, they make a power couple with genitalia of gigantic proportions.

@nian_hu