Dr. Ariana Grande misdiagnosed Crohn’s as the cause of Pete Davidson’s ‘butthole eyes’

You know when you're sooooo desperate to show the world how in love you are, that you accidentally end up embarrassing yourself? Like when your dumb boyfriend makes a joke and you hysterically laugh to show everyone how! funny! he! is!

Now imagine that, but instead of a low-stakes fleeting moment only you will remember, you are getting Very Mad Online, replying to a Barstool Sports article that said your boyfriend had "Butthole eyes".

Standing up for your fiancé whomst you love dearly is fine, some might even say endearing, but it's probably best to get your facts right.

Facts like for example, I don't know, the fact that Crohn's disease does not cause butthole eyes, also the fact that it's not even an auto immune disease.

Now, unlike Dr. Grande, MD, I have no medical training, but let me just point to a People article in which Pete Davidson says that without smoking loads of weed, he wouldn't be able to do his job.

Also, as I've said many times before, I don't understand why any celebrity choses to get into Twitter beef, you have nothing to gain and everything to lose. When you go full Angryana on a juvenile humor website, they'll just keep writing about you! You can never truly win against people whose only aim is to make you look dumb, and say your boyfriend has anus eyes.

@Jnkappers