To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this bar
‘The humor is extremely subtle’
Ah, finally a bar for discerning individuals who appreciate the finer things in life… an invigorating game of quidditch, perchance, or a refreshing glass of ale, enjoyed with fellow Hufflepuffs over a stimulating conversation about the delights of hentai.
M'lady, sir – welcome to WAYPOINT 6 tavern & geekery. The bar for discerning members of the Fellowship who do not enjoy fucking, but rather can "enjoy all of their geeky delights."
"WE DO NOT HAVE A CABLE SPORTS PACKAGE," says the notice from WAYPOINT 6's management, put up on their door in Largo, Florida and spotted by @emquast. "WE WILL NOT BE SHOWING SPORTS UNLESS IT IS BATTLEBOTS, DRONE RACING, OR QUIDDITCH. THERE ARE OVER EIGHTY-SEVEN SPORTS BARS IN THIS AREA TO CHOOSE FROM BUT ONLY ONE GEEKERY."
This bar, where I am willing to bet my entire life that all the customers have terrible breath, serves "alien eggs", "dragon ball cheeze", "shire pie" and "my head was stuffed down the toilet in school fries" (ok not that last one).
As Em said: "this bar is an absolute no fuck zone. if you like to fuck you will be escorted off premises by our security guard Dennis. we've never fucked, will never fuck, and hate anyone who fucks."
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