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Wow, I just got chills reading this real and true post, which is currently being shared by thousands of people:

Amazing!

This is hilarious, yes, but why does every post featuring pure and noble children standing up to sneering teachers have exactly the same tone? It's just like that dumbass story that ends with – "That kid's name? Albert Einstein." This one, in which Ciara didn't get sent to detention because she does not exist, is in that genre.

Also, why do these kindergarteners always talk like Roman soldiers being lead to their own deaths? "I can't do this. I will take a zero, sorry," says the brave Ciara, before getting confusingly woke: "Because I refuse to promote self-hate. Because some people in the world can fill out 20 of these front and back with no blank spaces and this can trigger someone."

And then she gets sent to "the office" like a martyr because she is a brave soul standing up for what's right. And the whole bus stood up and clapped!

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