After looking at this terrifying evidence, Donald Trump will have to RESIGN the presidency

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After looking at this terrifying evidence, Donald Trump will have to RESIGN the presidency

How is #POTUS going to get out of this one?

by Harry Shukman

It gives me no pleasure to report this, but Donald J. Trump, the #orange #evil #POTUS must surely resign after locking eyes with this absolute unit. He's got a really greasy haircut, a bat covered with barbed wire and some glasses that SCREAM "I work in IT circa 2005." He's also in front of the Shanghai Pearl Tower for some reason.

Uhhh, yeah Donald Trump is busy later, busy running away as fast as his really long tie will let him! As fast as his big stupid haircut will allow! As fast as his collusion with Russia will let him waddle away! Haha! HAHA!

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