This male lion deserves getting mauled for doing whatever this proud queens say he did
A scumbag, no-good, cheating-ass lion was justifiably attacked by nine lionesses for doing… whatever they're accusing him of doing. Sorry bro, your roaring and fighting isn't going to stop these proud queens from tearing your weak ass to shreds. If you didn't want to be eaten by your whole pride, maybe you shouldn't have been such a loser!
They pounced on him in West Midlands Safari Park in the UK, and tried to eat him because he was DMing lioness baddies on Instagram, probably. That, or he was too old to run the pride, so they tried to kill him. Whichever. Furry legends.
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