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Renowned pwussy Elon Musk can’t inhale

What a pisspot

by Harry Shukman

Watch this clip of billionaire Elon Musk not inhaling this huge joint and tell me his not a gigantic pwussy:

https://youtu.be/I68z34-kseA?t=15s

He was invited on a podcast of some MMA geed in Los Angeles, and was passed a weed/tobacco joint. "Ya, I think I tried one once," Musk said, laughing like a preteen about to play spin the bottle for the first time. "It's legal right?" he asked before taking a big honk and not inhaling!! Lame!

(Sorry about the clip above btw, it's the least bad one on YouTube.)

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