Is Timothée Chalamet’s new haircut hot or not? You decide!
‘He’s gone from greasy rat boi like franciscan friar’
What would we be without stan accounts? Nothing! We wouldn't know the most basic information – not even… Timothée Chalamet's new haircut! All praise to TChalametBra, Brazil's premier stan acc for his biggest Portuguese-speaking aficionados. Or as they say: Fonte de notícias do ator Timothée Chalamet!
They have unearthed his new bowl of which I am a personal stan, but what do you think:
Selected comments from some babe staff:
– Looks like he put a bowl on his head and just snipped around it. Also looks like a boy who'd text you sad song lyrics and then fuck ur best friend. (Becky)
– It's very bad, extremely bad (Eleni)
– He's gone from greasy rat boi like franciscan friar fuckboi (Josh)
They just don't know and love Timothée and e seus fãs brasileiros como eu!!
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