Put this statue of a saint on Drag Race and watch her win Season 11
Hey Satan, go back to Party City where you belong!
Gentlemen! Start your engines! And may this renovated statue of a saint win the next season of RuPaul's Drag Race!
Look at these gorgeous photos of the snatched legend San Antonio de Padua, who served 13th Century thiccness with a Godly twist:
San Anthoenio (sorry) has killer make-up, a versatile runway look that would make her house proud, and is also respectful to her community and great with kids. All praise is due to the team who accidentally restored a 400-year-old wooden statue in Colombia to look like a drag icon for religious queens. Some resentful haters have struck out at the restoration but clearly they are just jealous trash who need to shut up their no knowledge drag mouths.
Antonio would pull out a Snatch Game victory. She would master the balance between glamour and camp. She could get a sugar daddy if she wanted to because she is WHAT? SICKENING! We stan!!
Blake, there’s people that are dying
The actress tries out for the Oppression Olympics
by Amanda Ross
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MOOD: Real Housewife Kim Zolciak photoshopped her infant’s lips to make them look bigger
This is the realest
by Harry Shukman
We should never have expected anything less from Kim Zolciak, the surgery princess of the Real Housewives oeuvre, but she has edited a photo of her infant daughter to make her lips look bigger.Look at this throwback portrait of Ariana Biermann, posted by Atlanta power mom Kim, a couple days ago: Now look at the…
This brand’s attempt to be woke backfired with a horrific, fat-shaming sweatshirt
I’m sorry, WHAT?
by Nian Hu
These days, most brands are trying to be more inclusive and body positive. From Dove's Real Beauty Campaign to Aerie's #AerieREAL campaign, companies everywhere are scrambling to appeal to women who aren't a size zero.And while we can (and should!) criticize these brands for only pandering to the body positive movement in a shallow attempt…