This sweet but clueless guy wants to make his girlfriend a 3-D printer dildo, awww!

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This sweet but clueless guy wants to make his girlfriend a 3-D printer dildo, awww!

The idealism of youth

by Nian Hu

Look, I totally get it. Dildos are fun and all, but it can be super embarrassing to actually go into a physical store and pick one out — especially if you're 15 years old. Imagine the mortification!

So if you have a 3D printer, it might seem like the best thing to do is simply print one out in the safety and privacy of your own home. Problem solved, right?

Well, maybe not. A well-intentioned but poorly-informed 15-year-old boy told Reddit about his plan to 3D print a dildo for his girlfriend and mail it to her. While this guy has the kind, helpful soul of a future RA, Redditors were quick to inform him that this idea was…maybe not the best.

"With all the layers on them, they hold an insane amount of germs and will likely give her an infection if she actually uses it," one posted pointed out.

"I can't even imagine the potential for cuts and abrasions," another pointed out. "3D printing leaves ridges and rough, sharp, plastic bits everywhere. Couple that with the aforementioned bacteria, and homegirl will go septic within a week."

Uh oh, dude. When she said "destroy my pussy," I highly doubt she had infection and septic shock in mind.

Sources online confirm that it's extremely inadvisable to use a 3D printed dildo. According to Mashable, you can get a variety of unsavory diseases from using a 3D-printed sex toy — like bacterial vaginosis, cystitis, and an assortment of STIs such as chlamydia, syphilis, and herpes.

Sounds like a pretty awful way to go, but at least people can say that you died doing what you loved.

Thankfully, the OP decided to spare his girlfriend from meeting such a grisly fate. "Ok hadn't thought of that, thanks," he responded.

Willing to create and internationally ship a dildo and gracefully admits defeat online? Call me, I'm willing to write your university letters of recommendation.

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