There’s no way to prove Kylie Jenner didn’t cause the Irish famine
One of her many crimes against humanity
An important t-shirt is on sale naming the colonialist and anti-Irish bigot Kylie Jenner as the architect of the Irish Famine. It was one of the greatest tragedies of the 19th Century – and Kylie has finally been identified as the one responsible for the famine, which claimed more than one million lives and tore a nation apart.
Show your solidarity with the Irish people by buying this $22 t-shirt:
Uh, there's also merch – a throw pillow, a mug, a clock, stickers, and some sort of acrylic block. Get stuck in here, it's truly glorious.
We have contacted Kylie Jenner's team for comment, but it doesn't look good for her. Kylie's silence on this is deafening.
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