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Justin Bieber’s been scammed into not signing a prenup because his marriage to Hailey Baldwin ‘will last forever’
He’s worth a quarter of a BILLION, but okay!
by Amanda Ross
June through August of 2018 were dubbed The Summer Of Scam, but I'm thinking the rest of the year could be The Fall Of Finesse. For Hailey Baldwin, at least! Let me clear a few things up first:
1. YES, I believe Hailey and Justin are really in love
2. YES, I believe Hailey and Justin think they're gonna make it forever
3. YES, I believe Hailey Baldwin knows exactly what she's doing by talking to Justin about not needing a prenup
That doesn't make Hailz a bad person at all — it makes her savvy. When you agree to enter into a lifetime of commitment to a guy who pissed in a bucket while yelling "Fuck Bill Clinton!" and had his illegal pet monkey seized by the government, you've gotta cover your own ass. And boooy, will that ass be covered! Estimates place Hailey's net worth around $3 million, which is obviously beyond incredible for 99 percent of all humans who have ever lived. In Hollywood, though, I imagine having $3 million dollars to your name is akin to being one of those medieval peasants in tattered robes, throwing themselves in the muddied path of a feudal lord's steed and begging for a single farthing. It's warped but it's true!
On the other hand, JB's new worth clocks in at an insane $265 million. Now I see why he tried to smuggle the illegal monkey through the airport — when you're that rich, you've already done everything else! You have to start inventing new things, you know?
It's been reported that Justin's team are not super into the idea of a future equitable asset division. They think he's being naive, to which I say pft! When has a former child star ever made risky financial decisions?