Meghan Markle revealed her pregnancy in the bitchiest way possible
Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are very pleased to announce that they just completely overhauled someone else's wedding by making it completely about themselves instead!
Did you know that Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank had a royal wedding over the weekend? That's probably because you've been hearing all about the royal baby Prince Harry and Meghan Markle decided to announce at that wedding instead.
Seriously, can you imagine it's your wedding day and your cousin and his super hot wife decide to announce they're having a child?
If I was Eugenie I would be PISSED that Harry and Meghan spilled their baby news at my wedding, id go all Monica on them – YOU KINDA STOLE MY THUNDER
— Bronagh Doherty (@bronaghholly17) October 15, 2018
Here's the thing. I really want to like Harry and Meghan. They're like the fun, non-conformist royals who do normal human things, like hold hands in public and close car doors for themselves. Or so I thought… But can you think of a single thing more tacky and classless than announcing your pregnancy at another family member's wedding?
Who the hell announces a pregnancy at their cousin's wedding?! If anyone announces so much as a holiday at my wedding, it's going to KICK OFF.
— Victoria Finan (@victoriafinan) October 15, 2018
Eugenie already had to postpone her wedding SIX WHOLE MONTHS so Harry and Meghan could get married; she wanted to have this wedding all the way back in September. Now imagine showing up to said wedding, only to have your day overshadowed by someone else's big news.
The coat was obvious, and I don't care how many weeks pregnant she is — she could have waited another week.
Did Harry and Megan actually announce they were having a baby at Eugenie’s wedding? Couldn’t they have waited one day longer? #RoyalBaby
— Lauren Robinson (@LaurenRob87) October 15, 2018
Maybe for chill, down-to-earth Harry and Meghan something like this isn't a big deal, but I sure bet it is to the upstaged bride and groom. Get engaged at my wedding or announce your pregnancy, and I can guarantee I will be in labor at your next big event.
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