This squirrel’s giant titties belong on the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show runway

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This squirrel’s giant titties belong on the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show runway

She’s even pushing them together, what a thot

Ladies, I regret to inform you that competition is at an all time high. I know girls are supposed to stick together and be united and everything like that, but this curvy squirrel is threatening to tear us all apart because I am jealous and insecure! Of a rodent!!!

Grab your man's phone (or grab the phone of the man nearest you if cuffing seasons isn't going as planned) and get ready to pick a fight about these squirrel boobs. We sure as hell did because our periods are synched up and you can't tell us nothing:

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Yes, the rumors are true. First it was our fellow humans, and now squirrels are having breast implants. It's like all it takes is one set of Nicki Minaj-lookin' titties and squirrels are out here gaining mad confidence. Makes me wanna throw a drink at them and start a fight that ends with my fake eyelashes missing and a permanent ban from a nightclub.

But I'm trying to resist. Another woman's beauty is not the absence of my own. Snowflakes, leaves, breasts (both rodent, human, and other) — all beautiful in their own way. Besides, this isn't the only squirrel with big breasts so I better get used to it. There are apparently many more where she came from and it's time to start seeing them as allies instead of competition.

Maybe this is why furries are getting so bold.

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