Maybe YOU can tell me why this Instagrammer keeps photoshopping his ballsack to look bigger

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Maybe YOU can tell me why this Instagrammer keeps photoshopping his ballsack to look bigger

Because I really don’t know

Listen here, pal, cause I'm only gonna say this one time – there's a famous Instagrammer who keeps photoshopping his BALLS to make them look bigger, and we have proof! An influencer called Samuel Rossi edited this, and many other photos of his Finnish nütsåck, which we have painstakingly uploaded as a gif for your consideration:

Can't fool us

Thus, you can see not only has Samuel made his waist skintier and his hairline skronger but also his gonads danglier. The blueish filter is the original pic by the wedding photographer, and the orangey one is Samuel's edited ballsnap. Busted!

And he keeps doing it! Look at these pics of his comically-engorged nyûts, first spotted by an eagle-eyed testicle-watcher on a forum that exposes Instagram fakes:

Now look at photos on Samuel's own Instagram where his ballsack is back to his unedited, regular size:

By process of deduction, I can declare that Samuel Rossi's ballsack is actually twice as small now he has been exposed as a photoshopper. I don't make the rules! That's just how it works!

Bonus content to show this guy sucks ass

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