Have you heard the news about our Lordt and Savior, Timmy Thick? The thiccest cake in the nation has teased (uwu) a comeback on his Twitter and private Instagram that has his stans thinking he's about to make a triumphant return.
He deleted all his posts back in March, claiming he was a Harvard University study, and has remained silent ever since. And yet…
Good Evening, We would like to announce that our department of sociology has decided to proceed with the experiment of timmythick. Welcome to timmythick v2.0 -HU
— TIMMYTHICK (@timmythick) October 6, 2018
Hard to figure out the clues. "81.13.10" is his bio – any guesses? Reverse the date and you get 13th January 2018, which was uhhhh the day Mark Wahlberg donated his $1.5 million reshoot money to Time's Up? The day they sent that accidental missile alert in Hawaii? Tf?
And the only other tweet on Timmy's account is this:
— TIMMYTHICK (@timmythick) October 23, 2018
Which if you paste into Google Maps, shows the coordinates for Area 51. "Oh Timmy we going ✈️ alien!!!!???" asked a stan. The Thick camp has not followed up.
Next up is Timmy Thick's private Insta. It took a few days to get accepted, and surprisingly enough, he's posting cake pics again – there are three so far. Behold:
We stan! There's no explanation so far – does this mean Timmy Thick has become a franchise? A state of mind? A sort of medieval warrior honorific that is bestowed on the worthiest and thiccest asses of the realm? We've contacted Thick's team to ask what this MEANS.