Halloween is becoming work
Every year Halloween feels like more and more of a chore, and every year it feels like us normies have less and less available cash to fund celebrity status costumes. It’s like, do I want to pay rent, or would I rather invest in knock-off Ariana extensions? Food for the month, or an endless supply of body glitter I will use no more than once?
But the good thing about being a celeb — and this goes for days other than Halloween — is that you never have to choose. Kylie just put down a deposit on a 13 million dollar house, and she still went in on multiple costumes for both herself and Stormi.
It must be nice:
Winnie Harlow as Ru Paul
Kim, Khloé, Kourtney, Kylie and Kendall as Victoria’s Secret Angels
Kylie’s second costume as a Fanta girl
And her third costume as Barbie
Kourtney as Ariana
Kendall as a fembot from Austin Powers
Khloé and True as unicorns
Ciara as Nakia from Black Panther
La La as Silver Sable
Paris Hilton as sexy Furbee
Bella Hadid and The Weeknd as Beetlejuice
Chrissy and John as Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles
Beyonce as Flo Jo
Emily Ratajkowski as Raquel Welch
Emma Watson as Wonder Woman
Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner as Morticia and Gomez Addams
Heidi Klum as Shrek
Wiz Khalifa as Elvis Presley
At least Gigi’s costume sucked
She is one of us.