We launched a podcast that might actually help you master the dating apps

I’m not going to waste your time on what you already know: dating apps are filed with millions of single people ready to hang out with you this literal instant, but finding one who’s willing to settle down is trickier than that time I tried to wrangle my hat into a tiny chef costume for Halloween. The thing is, though, there are actual ways you can game the…game and win it and while it’s easier said than done, it is doable. So not to sound like an infomercial, but take it from me. Let me break down the numbers:

4 years on the apps

20+ dates

5 relationships

0 murders!

Comforting info, right? I learned a lot about how to do it right, but I also learned soooo much about the wrong shit to never do. This week, I’m talking ALL about it on babe’s new Masterclass podcast. Over the next five days, we’re talking how to build the perfect profile, send messages that actually get a response, have an ideal first date, and how to deal with virtually every outcome beyond that. And ACTUALLY, I don’t even care about sounding like an infomercial because THIS SHIT IS FREEEE!

Just text HEYGIRLS to 555888 and you’ll get them right on your phone. It’s a nice alternative to swiping on the toilet, and I promise to never leave you on read.