Beto lost last night, so really, we all lost
This is heartbreaking
I hate the "cover this, not that" game annoying blue check losers love to play on Twitter as much as the next person, but honestly, the only thing I want to see on my TL today is thirsty Beto O’Rourke coverage. Y'all really let him lose, huh?
I know that's not the only thing that happened last night — Democrats reclaimed the House, a record number of women were elected, a man who writes Bigfoot erotica became a congressman — but if Beto had won, this man was going to stop cheating on his girl!!
Good luck sleeping with that on your conscience.
You know what else will be weighing heavily on you in coming weeks?
This girl will never love her virginity
This dude will never dance a jig
This chick will never get her shit together
Emily will never get Beto's mugshot tattooed on her ass
An absolute travesty if you ask me. He looked hot in this, don't @ me.
Texas Republican Party really thought they did something there. SMH.
We'll never get nudes from this girl
Efren will not suck one hundred cocks before the year's end
Actually, blowjobs are canceled altogether
No more booty pics
No more pizza
This person's crush will never know they exist
This girl is going to execute herself
And we never even got to see Rosey's boob on Twitter
If nothing else, Ninah still know the bliss of chugging Four Loko
Limited rights for women and minorities. We're giving every single person a gun. Fuck DACA students! And we can just toss healthcare and and the LGBTQ+ community right in the bin.
It's cool though, because at least this guy is not gonna fight every old white person he sees.
But if Beto can get 49 percent in Texas, imagine what he could get in the whole ass USA. Republicans underestimate him at their own peril.
Beto 2020. Free my man!
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