Do the Kardashians have…a cockroach problem? ?

Dream Kardashian is the one Kardashian who has seen shit, and all of that shit has happened in exactly two years of life. Yesterday her own father, Rob ‘revenge porn’ Kardashian, had to sell his failing Arthur George sock line to his momager, Kris Jenner, after his legal battle with Blac Chyna, Dream’s mother, forced him to move back in with Kris. If you’re having a hard time keeping up, imagine how hard it is for him.

What I’m saying is, this newly 2-year-old has experienced things I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy. So why on Earth, after such turbulence and upheaval did a cockroach crawl out of (one of) her birthday cake(s) this week!?

In a video posted on aunt Kylie Jenner’s Instagram, the creepy critter can be seen crawling around the cakes — proof that if you ever get invited to a Kardashian birthday, you might want to bring a hazmat suit.

Dreams birthday comes just months after Kylie and Kendall Jenner rang in their own birthdays, with zero cockroaches in sight. So I guess Jenner really is the super breed, huh?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmSYWjtAD0y/

The good news is, hardships build character, and Dream’s character is going to be strong as iron.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqMbKj5HhB1/

Hope rises like a phoenix from the the ashes of shattered dreams.

@carolinephinney