Join me in pretending to be surprised that Cardi B and Offset are getting divorced
Is this because Offset keeps cheating on Cardi…?
In a turn of events that surprised absolutely nobody, Cardi B and Offset are no longer together. On Instagram, Cardi B announced the separation.
“So, everybody been bugging me and everything,” Cardi B said. “And you know I’ve been trying to work things out with my baby father for a hot minute now.”
“We’re really good friends and you know we’re really good business partners and you know, he’s always somebody that I run to to talk to and we got a lot of love for each other,” she went on to say. “But things just haven’t been working out between us for a long time.”
“And it’s nobody’s fault,” she clarified. “I guess we just grew out of love. We’re not together anymore. I don’t know, I might take time to get a divorce. I’m always going to have a lot of love for him because he’s my daughter’s father.
However, there’s reason to believe that the breakup isn’t as amicable as Cardi wants us to think. Cardi B’s relationship with Offset has been tumultuous, largely because Offset keeps cheating on her. Over and over and over again. In the public eye, no less.
In fact, Cardi was even charged in October for ordering violent attacks on two sisters because she believed that they slept with Offset.
Seems like she’s finally had enough of his philandering ways. Offset commented on Cardi’s Instagram post: “Y’all won.”
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