Here’s how celebrities spent Christmas, you broke-ass bitch

Since we all live in a simulation anyway, we’ve gotten pretty good at handling people who spend their days flexing their coin for the gram, but there’s something about holidays that really twists the knife.

Christmas is particularly fun because it’s the day we get to remember which of the people we follow on Instagram who pretend to be broke actually come from rich af families. It makes me appreciate celebrities, you know? Because they never pretend — they’re always giving and receiving stupidly extravagant gifts, and yesterday was no exception.

Here’s everything celebs did for Christmas that you didn’t:

Kris Jenner got this ‘rich as fuck’ goyard bag

https://www.instagram.com/p/Br0rJCzhQri/

Ariana Grande got a fuck-ton of Tiffany’s

The Kardashians caused a national power-outage

https://www.instagram.com/p/Br2oPj_AA0a/

Emily Ratajkowsk went to a very festive beach

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrzAEXehCL6/

Justin Bieber got a dog

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrtbyHTneEg/

Anwar Hadid staged this weird Santa strip tease

https://www.instagram.com/p/Br0jpCKAVsb/?utm_source=ig_embed

Kylie posted on her story about having to leave the party early because of her baby

https://www.instagram.com/p/Br05dn-nab0/

Hailey promoted her husband’s new merch line

https://www.instagram.com/p/Br0Q5FwBPeR/

Priyanka ate with Nick, Joe and Sophie

https://www.instagram.com/p/Br0yWiwHNvD/

And Mariah ‘Queen of Christmas’ met some reindeer

https://www.instagram.com/p/Brz9rDcHOKR/

But I guess when it’s all said and done, this is still better than the people in stable, healthy relationships flexing on the rest of our single asses.

@carolinephinney