Here’s how celebrities spent Christmas, you broke-ass bitch

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Here’s how celebrities spent Christmas, you broke-ass bitch

Money CAN buy happiness

Since we all live in a simulation anyway, we’ve gotten pretty good at handling people who spend their days flexing their coin for the gram, but there’s something about holidays that really twists the knife.

Christmas is particularly fun because it’s the day we get to remember which of the people we follow on Instagram who pretend to be broke actually come from rich af families. It makes me appreciate celebrities, you know? Because they never pretend — they’re always giving and receiving stupidly extravagant gifts, and yesterday was no exception.

Here’s everything celebs did for Christmas that you didn’t:

Kris Jenner got this ‘rich as fuck’ goyard bag

Ariana Grande got a fuck-ton of Tiffany’s

The Kardashians caused a national power-outage

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✨Merry Christmas ✨

A post shared by Khloé (@khloekardashian) on Dec 26, 2018 at 6:16am PST

Emily Ratajkowsk went to a very festive beach

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Xmas paradise

A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Dec 24, 2018 at 8:28pm PST

Justin Bieber got a dog

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Meet our dogson his name is #Oscar

A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Dec 22, 2018 at 4:34pm PST

Anwar Hadid staged this weird Santa strip tease

Kylie posted on her story about having to leave the party early because of her baby

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Merry Christmas ?

A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Dec 25, 2018 at 2:08pm PST

Hailey promoted her husband’s new merch line

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Merry Christmas #houseofdrew

A post shared by Hailey Rhode Bieber (@haileybieber) on Dec 25, 2018 at 8:14am PST

Priyanka ate with Nick, Joe and Sophie

And Mariah ‘Queen of Christmas’ met some reindeer

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Waiting patiently ☺️???❄️ #MerryChristmas

A post shared by Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) on Dec 25, 2018 at 5:26am PST

But I guess when it’s all said and done, this is still better than the people in stable, healthy relationships flexing on the rest of our single asses.

@carolinephinney