Money CAN buy happiness
Since we all live in a simulation anyway, we’ve gotten pretty good at handling people who spend their days flexing their coin for the gram, but there’s something about holidays that really twists the knife.
Christmas is particularly fun because it’s the day we get to remember which of the people we follow on Instagram who pretend to be broke actually come from rich af families. It makes me appreciate celebrities, you know? Because they never pretend — they’re always giving and receiving stupidly extravagant gifts, and yesterday was no exception.
Here’s everything celebs did for Christmas that you didn’t:
Kris Jenner got this ‘rich as fuck’ goyard bag
Ariana Grande got a fuck-ton of Tiffany’s
The Kardashians caused a national power-outage
Emily Ratajkowsk went to a very festive beach
Justin Bieber got a dog
Anwar Hadid staged this weird Santa strip tease
Kylie posted on her story about having to leave the party early because of her baby
Hailey promoted her husband’s new merch line
Priyanka ate with Nick, Joe and Sophie
And Mariah ‘Queen of Christmas’ met some reindeer
But I guess when it’s all said and done, this is still better than the people in stable, healthy relationships flexing on the rest of our single asses.