Just wear these Viktor and Rolf dresses instead of communicating with anyone you know
‘I’m not shy, I just don’t like you’
You know, I haven't given couture much of a thought since about 2011. Back then, I had an extremely pretentious Tumblr and thought wearing Jeffrey Campbell Litas to high school was an acceptable substitute for a real personality so suffice it to say I spent a lot of time scrolling through handmade avant garde pieces. But these insane dresses from Viktor and Rolf might resurrect the fashion victim within me yet.
Look at these meme-dresses, the most relevant Viktor and Rolf has been since they put out that Flowerbomb perfume your college nemesis can't get enough of:
God, can you smell the late 00s nostalgia yet?
That one's what I wish I had one when my friend yells "Say wassup to Insta!" while my head's in the toilet. But alas, I am 5'1" and desperately poor.
And finally, we have this full sentence.
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