merrill watzman

Merrill Watzman is a 21 year old comedian and writer from Detroit now living in Brooklyn. Her passions include: getting rich, twitter, and the 10-time grammy award winning artist Barbra Streisand.

@merrillinternet

Merrill Watzman is a 21 year old comedian and writer from Detroit now living in Brooklyn. Her passions include: getting rich, twitter, and the 10-time grammy award winning artist Barbra Streisand.

@merrillinternet

My friends think my obsession with horoscopes is ruining my life, which is exactly what my horoscope said they’d say

I saw this coming

I’m the most astrologically involved of all my friends. They can’t tell you what their moon sign is or the difference between their rising and midhaven. They’re basically useless and rely on me to tell them everything.But I've successfully made my obsession my entire personality, and my friends are jealous. For guidance, I use Daily Horoscopes but I download Horoscoper…

merrill watzman

My friends think my obsession with horoscopes is ruining my life, which is exactly what my horoscope said they’d say

I saw this coming

So I’ve been wearing a Diva Cup for 8 months and no one has congratulated me yet…?