I asked men all the questions we have about sex

I am the type of person who needs to question everything I don’t understand. Among the large list of topics is men and some kinks they have that I just don’t get. So, I compiled a list of all the questions women have for men, and asked them.

This is what they said.

Do you actually like getting your balls sucked?

“Personally, no. It might be some people’s fetish I guess.”

Does it really hurt to get hit in the balls or is there a secret guy code to fake it and claim its like giving birth?

“No it hurts…a lot.”

How do you know you’re about to cum? Do you genuinely not know until last minute or do you just not want to give us enough warning?

“You can feel when you are getting close to that point but its one of those things you have to keep going to fully get to the point that you are definitely going to cum.”

At what point do you realize you need to manscape your penis?

“That really depends on people’s preference of hair length. I used to about every week but started doing it every other week.”

Why don’t guys warn you if their dick is uncircumcised?

“I wouldn’t know because I am circumcised. Although, it may be because there is nothing wrong with being uncircumcised.”

Have you ever tasted your own cum? We feel like you should.

“No, never.”

Why does it take longer for you to “go again” or are you just lazy?

“Well thats kind of a biology question. Once we cum, we have successfully done everything we could for reproduction so our dick goes limp and we need time to build up our cum again.”

Why are you all so obsessed with dick pics?

“It’s the thought process that maybe if we send you something it’ll make you more likely to send us something back.”

What’s the obsession with unloading on our faces/tits?

“For the face, I don’t know because I don’t care to do it. For the tits it’s just an alternative to the stomach when pulling out.”

Why is it so acceptable to adjust your junk in public when we can’t adjust our thong without backlash? It’s literally buttcrack floss.

“It’s gross either way, if you ask me. But society just finds it more acceptable because guys are supposed to display a more rough and manly personality, while girls are more pretty, clean, and polite. Just a sexist standard that society has set.”

Why is it so necessary that you feel like your dick is the largest in the world?

“It’s more of a masculinity thing. ‘I’m more of a man because I have a bigger dick.'”

Why do blow jobs even feel good?

“Because it’s stimulation of the penis. It’s the same way that a hand job/sex feels good.”

Why do you all think we crave gigantic dicks? The majority of us just like average sized.

“Similar to the other question. The theory that you want manlier men and those typically have a bigger dick.”

Why do you like watching us gag on your cock? Why is it attractive?

“Because it makes me feel like my dick is huge.”

Why is going down on us different than us giving you head?

“It seems more difficult because to suck a dick you have to go up and down but giving a girl head takes skill and precise tongue movement. Any girl can give a guy head. We’re also just lazy assholes.”

What’s so scary to you about a vagina?

“Look at it this way. A dick is like a rock sculpture. A vagina is like an intricate painting with many layers and designs. A penis is just a hard object when a vagina is a complex hole with other holes. It’s very intimidating to someone.”

WHY DO YOU WANT US TO CALL YOU DADDY?

“It’s a control thing, makes us feel like the boss.”

Why are you so afraid of monogamy? 

“To be honest, I just wanted to get with as many girls as possible to be able to say I’ve gotten with a lot of girls?”

Whats with going a full 180 in less than 24 hrs? Like going from being all affectionate and cute to ghosting us?

“The affection happens in the moment. We feel a certain way when getting with someone in the moment. Maybe we were fucked up or not thinking straight. Then later we realize those feelings aren’t true.”

Why do you get jealous if we talk to other guys when you’re the one who didn’t want a title?

“Here’s a way to look at it. A key that can open any lock is a master key. But a lock that can be opened by any key is just a shitty lock. It’s sexist tbh. Society wants women to be more modest while men are basically allowed to do whatever. It’s kind of shitty.”

@TheTab