Why don’t we wear body glitter anymore? Why are we so afraid to shine?
I just want us to glisten again
by Amanda Ross
The death of body glitter came suddenly, starkly, in our darkest hour. Like Avatar: The Last Airbender, when the world needed body glitter most, it vanished. I write to you now, my sisters, desperate for something real to hold onto in this world: we need to bring body glitter back.
Sure, we’re getting there. We’ve delved into the world of shimmery Makeup Geek eyeshadow pigments, dabbled in the dark arts of hair glitter, made hyper-relatable memes about how our favorite color is glitter. But artfully applying subtle amounts of glisten and definitely-not-bindis (it’s a bindi, bitch — take it off) for music festivals isn’t the same as having cleavage and neck glitter rolled all over our skin before a regular date night or GNO — which is what we need in this new scary world of corrupted Pepes and My Super Sweet 16 revivals.
Ladies, the time is now. Shellack yourself with glitter, our body armor against the trap of basicness and fuckboys. It’s our time to shine.
If you’re mad at women who take pretty Instagram pictures, please reevaluate your life immediately
Y’all need to get a life!
by Nian Hu
Lately, there's been a disturbing trend where Instagram influencers — predominantly female ones — have been receiving a barrage of harassment and hateful comments for committing the heinous crime of posting a pretty photo on Instagram.Scarlet London, a London-based influencer with over 50,000 followers on Instagram, received death threats after posting a photo on August…
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by Eleni Mitzali
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Beyoncé’s ex-drummer is accusing her of ‘extreme witchcraft’ and murdering a pet kitten
I hope the witchcraft part is true, at least
by Amanda Ross
No, it's not part of the new American Horror Story season! These are all facts, baby. Well, accusations. Beyoncé's former drummer filed a restraining order against the singer for a litany of alleged offenses including practicing "extreme" witchcraft, harassing and stalking her, casting “magic spells of sexual molestation" and even murdering her kitten. Documents uncovered…