news • Feb 01 2017

Obama looks so cute chilling on his vacation while America burns like a dumpster fire

He deserves a break but also pls help us

While we burn in a sulfurous pit of flames from sea to shining sea, ~~former~~ President Obama is chilling on a beach in the Virgin Islands with Richard Branson and his lovely wife, Michelle. And they look cute as fuck.

Post-presidency Obama (and Richard Branson) pic.twitter.com/Bq2e2DLjFH

— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) February 1, 2017

Obama, I know you deserve time to relax, okay? You worked so hard for us, day in and day out, for eight years. But you gotta come back. Please. Please?

Obama's on vacation with the hat backwards. He's never coming back. pic.twitter.com/RUakcwwgtT

— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) February 1, 2017

Look at his backwards hat!!! America’s dad is such a dad. A dad who left us.

Obama returning from vacation like pic.twitter.com/PKbFoL7tGl

— Ben Theodore (@btheodore) January 31, 2017

We miss you. Please come back.

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