Can I get pregnant from looking at these pictures of young Justin Trudeau?
This is more intense than that picture of young Biden
A new day, a new thirst trap leaked online from Justin Trudeau. Last time it was his ass, this time it’s pictures of him when he was young.
And just like people lost their minds over those pictures of young Joe Biden, they’re losing their shit over young, beautiful Trudeau.
Young Justin Trudeau could run me over with a semi and I'd say thank you pic.twitter.com/oVDwWuQEio
— Princess Slaya (@SarahLeckwatch) February 28, 2017
good morning to everyone, especially young Justin Trudeau pic.twitter.com/huNoGXIknz
— Yodit Denu (@DenuIn_ItRight) February 26, 2017
Oh hello young Justin Trudeau ??????? pic.twitter.com/tEHYNfEVU9
— Sav (@PhuckYou_) February 21, 2017
Young Justin Trudeau could leave me on read for twenty years and I'd thank him for his time. pic.twitter.com/AJogPBGqQE
— blair waldork (@shman0verb0ard) March 1, 2017
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by Young Justin Trudeau: pic.twitter.com/fdto1KDrgq
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) March 1, 2017
Yung Justin Trudeau looks like he’d play you a song on acoustic guitar on a beach as the sunsets and a bit of hair would fall into his eyes as he reached the final chorus and you would lean over and brush it behind his ear. Yung Justin Trudeau looks like he’d stand outside your window with a boombox over his head shivering in a Patagonia fleece and jean shorts. Yung Justin Trudeau looks like he’d cycle to his part time job at the pizza parlour because he cares about the environment and also listens to Third Eye Blind.
I want young Justin Trudeau to RUIN my life.
Your #MCM has nothing on this big-dicked zoo animal
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