I just got kicked off Tinder because men were stupid enough to send me money
At least I made $55
After a few days of trial and error, I ended up walking away with $55, and a lot of scary Venmo messages from a lot of even scarier men.
But today all of that came to an end when I found out I was getting kicked off Tinder because of the idiot guys who sent me money in the first place.
It Happened To Me: I was reported by a Tinder user.
But let’s set one thing straight Bradford — if that is your real name. These men weren’t naive. They wanted nudes. And your profile picture is still of a dog. Hopefully, it’s your dog.
Tinder sent this email:
Which, honestly, I understand. I guess.
So if you, too, were planning on taking advantage of “naive” men, think before matching someone named Brad, or penning an open article about it.
You may never get to experience the thrills of online dating again.
By the way, you can still Venmo me @Caroline-Phinney.
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