news • May 26 2017

A girl found the perfect way to punish a boyfriend with an attitude, and people are freaking out

‘Don’t mess with me’

There are some days when your man is just being annoying and you want to find a way to remind him who the fuck he is lucky enough to be dating. A girl on Twitter found the perfect way to remind your guy that you are flawless and he needs to settle down.

Here’s her idea

Wear slutty-ass lingerie around and don’t let him touch.

Don't make me mad ??‍♀️? pic.twitter.com/a7cXYvRFC0

— PLAIN KIY (@KikyJane) May 25, 2017

Women on the thread were INSPIRED

Like hell yeah, I need to try this at home.

@Emmasobes @KikyJane Literally…. like I'll be naked dancing and he's get bitch slapped for touching me and he knows it ??

— Willy Hut JR (@DWillyWonkaa) May 26, 2017

@KikyJane @LillyAnn__ Dead ass.??gonna drive him crazy.

— Nivs (@BigDaaady_23) May 25, 2017

And guys were terrified

They knew it would work.

@KikyJane you know what i hate the most? that shit gon work ?……

— Jonathan Stoley (@JonathanStoley) May 26, 2017

Literally everyone was asking where they could find this torture device

I NEED to know.

@KikyJane Where can I find this?!

— ? (@Your_FavHannah) May 26, 2017

@drowssyy @Kosmic_Warrior_ @KikyJane tell us that link sis ???

— marceline (@YoDEEK) May 26, 2017

Don’t worry, it’s on the wish app and it’s $2

Cheaper than an avocado, what a steal!

@YoDEEK @drowssyy It's on wish fr ? for like $2

— Kimani ? (@kimanialise) May 26, 2017

And if your torso is long as fuck and you can’t pull off a romper, she’s offered an alternative

What a goddess.

??‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/PtIFKrcWt7

— PLAIN KIY (@KikyJane) May 25, 2017

Sisters helping sisters. This is what the internet was made for, TBH.

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And then tried to defend it

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