looks • Jun 07 2017

I would literally light myself on fire for this gorgeous new Urban Decay palette

You all know I can’t afford it any other way

Urban Decay is launching their new eyeshadow palette and it is hot AF — no, but literally. The Naked Heat palette is a collection of spicy nudes, pinks and reds that will match your summer sangria and help you seduce any summer hook-up.

According to the company, the palette will have a limited release on June 12th for Urban Decay’s Beauty Junkies. Then, it will be made widely available at retailers and on the website on June 30th.

But really, I would light myself on fire to have it right now. I just want to look like a sun goddess for the summer solstice sacrifice I’m hitting up later this month.

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