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Hate to be this person, but it’s probably going to be months until Beyoncé drops a pic of the twins
I want to be wrong just as much as you do
It’s finally official: Our patron saint has given birth to twins. Rumors of Beyoncé going into labor sparked last week when a large security presence was spotted outside a Los Angeles area hospital.
For days, the Beyhive has been too damn thirsty waiting for their Queen to finally drop a pic of the twins, which have been reported to be one girl and one boy.
But I’m here to crush the hive’s dreams, because it’s probably going to be months until Beyoncé posts any picture of the new Carters.
Here’s why.
Blue Ivy was damn near walking by the time we finally got to see her
We literally had to wait for what seemed like a lifetime. Then, when we finally got pictures of Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s first addition to the family, you haters terrorized them for leaving their daughter’s hair messy and unkept (your words…not mine).
There is more of a possibility of Kim Kardashian dropping another sex tape before Bey lets you regular-ass-people see her precious twins
If we’re being totally honest.
It was also reported that the birth was premature due to ‘minor complications’
Beyoncé and the twins had to stay in the hospital for a week to recover after giving birth last Monday. If this is true, she definitely isn’t going to share her babies with the world until they are ready for the world to see them.
Some people were even desperate enough to photoshop this photo of Jay-Z and Beyonce leaving the hospital
If Beyonce truly gave birth to those long-legged babies, she would of looked like Octomom.
Sure, Queen Bey has been a lot more open about her pregnancy this time around
She posted an entire pregnancy photoshoot via Instagram and gave us that breathtaking 2017 Grammys performance where she bravely leaned back in a chair while four months pregnant.
However, that’s about all we are going to get
Beyoncé has made it this far in her career by putting all of her personal business into her music and then leaving us all to speculate and gossip while she collects her coins.
Maybe Jay-Z will drop a few lines about the twins on his new album 4:44, just don’t hold your breath for a picture because that ain’t happening anytime soon.