A selection of the ugliest swimsuits you can buy that will make you love that one bikini you’ve had for years

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A selection of the ugliest swimsuits you can buy that will make you love that one bikini you’ve had for years

What were they thinking?

Picking out a swimsuit is no picnic. Even with one-pieces back in style and bikinis becoming way more fun, shopping for a swimsuit sucks.

But, to make that scroll a little bit easier, we've singled out the ugliest swimsuits that you won't even be caught dead in this summer.

Forever 21

This bikini that's literally seashells

This velvet strappy thing

HAVE YOU EVER WORN VELVET IN THE HEAT IT'S NOT FUN

HAVE YOU EVER WORN VELVET IN THE HEAT IT'S NOT FUN

This one piece with seahorses covering your tits

This avocado print bikini

This one-piece with the words 'hot sauce' on it

This sequin top that has a CHOKER

This shiny mermaid look

ASOS

This MTV branded leopard print one-piece with cutouts and ties

Anything else to add?

Anything else to add?

This one-piece I can already imaging popping a tit in

Aaaaaand nipple

Aaaaaand nipple

This one-piece that just needs to answer a lot of questions

Why those colors? Why ruffles and bows? Just why?

Why those colors? Why ruffles and bows? Just why?

This floral gingham frill atrocity

My goddamn eyes

My goddamn eyes

Missguided

This laser cut one-piece which will win the contest for worst tan lines ever

No thank you

No thank you

This strappy shiny thong number

This one-piece blaming margaritas for no reason

Did they make you buy this swimsuit?

Did they make you buy this swimsuit?

This one that's just a joke waiting to happen

Urban Outfitters

This one-piece that says 'baby girl'

Not even going to mention the thigh gap

Not even going to mention the thigh gap

Guess I'll just stick to the two-piece I've had since high school.

@elenimitzali

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