You can now get an actual university degree in Instagram Celebrity
You’ll learn how to contour and take fake candids
by Amanda Ross
Past “fad majors” in Beyoncé, bowling and astrology all pale to an absolutely ridiculous new degree obtainable in Online Influencing. Yes, like the thing where you write #ad next to a marble slab with beauty products and a green juice artfully arranged on it.
That thing where pretty bitches post fake candid with collagen-filled lips and some “I woke up like this ;)” caption. That thing I so desperately want, I’m considering purchasing a book of spells and conjuring a demon to trade a piece of my soul for a scrap of fame.
Or I could just enroll in this program at Yiwu Industrial & Commercial College in China.
Tag your bff ❤ Follow @just_fitness_beauty for more daily pics ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #Fitness #FitFam #FitnessMotivation #Motivation #Inspiration #Gains #WeightLoss #Influence #Health #Healthspo #Fitspo #Cardio #GetFit #FitGirls #Transformation #Strength #WeightTrainer #Beauty #FitLife #FitnessAddict #GetOutSide #GetStrong #FitQuote #justfitnessbeauty #Fit #YouCanDoIt #Treadmill #FitnessGoals #Cycling
Seriously, the classes include photography (read: selfie taking), makeup artistry, and public relations. And considering how much money can be made off #sponcon and brand partnership deals, it doesn’t even seem like that ludicrous an option.
It’s certainly more viable than Philosophy, no matter what your freshman-year boyfriend thought.
Your weekly love horoscopes are here, and they’re actually all pretty good
Solid time to be an Aries
by Caroline Phinney
Sorry to bum you out, but this week is a really good one to (cringes) bunker down and get shit done. Trust me, this isn't the horoscope I wanted either — but it's important to lay the groundwork before the holidays are in full-swing and you've got nothing to worry about other than which high…
It looks like Rihanna is engaged, I’m so excited that I’m having an out-of-body experience
Fenty by Vera Wang??????
by Katie Way
Rihanna was photographed walking around in New York City sporting her most outrageous accessory yet — a large, diamond ring on her left ring finger. We already know what the fuck is going on: Ms. Fenty might just be engaged to Hassan Jameel, the Saudi billionaire she was spotted making out with in a pool…
This advent calendar of horrible men is the best/shittiest part of my holiday season
‘Turns out there are plenty of bad men’
by Katie Way
Comedian Jamie Loftus has been around the calendar block a few times before — "I made everyone I know a Robert Durst 2017 calendar for the holidays last year" — but this holiday season, she's taking aim at famous, newly-outed sexual predators with her Advent Calendar of Recently Disgraced Men. Each entry has an evocative,…