Aly & AJ just revealed the concept behind their new single and it’s so sexual I don’t know how to feel

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Aly & AJ just revealed the concept behind their new single and it’s so sexual I don’t know how to feel

Crotch shots! A sexy name!

I really didn’t think Aly & AJ could get much sassier than Potential Breakup Song, the anthem of many a middle-school bitch in the late 2000s. But today, they proved me wrong.

Despite their strangely angelic faces and exceedingly pure obsession with each other, the sisters announced that their next single will be called Take Me. Not only that, the cover art is a low-key a completely bare ass.

Naturally, I am shook. Take Me is literally the most sexual thing a human being can say and I never expected an entire song about seducing a guy to come from the same girls who sang the theme song for Ice Princess.

There was once a time when we thought their dancing in tight long-sleeve shirts and ripped jeans was the spiciest thing we had ever seen. Nothing could prepare me for butt art on their album cover.

Sure, people grow up. And I guess Aly & AJ are allowed to get older even if it means I am spiraling towards my inevitable death and I will one day need to face my mortality. But their new music better be good enough to warrant my oncoming existential crisis.

‘Take Me’ will be available August 18th 2017.