Rihanna’s makeup line is dropping next month and I’m throwing all my Glossier in the trash
This is a bloodbath
Rihanna just posted the official drop date for her Fenty Beauty Line, and election day aside, I’ve never seen the internet in such absolute disarray.
It makes sense though. Rihanna, the queen of beauty herself is about to show us all of her tricks as if they aren’t secret gems to be earned and worked for?
I would throw every cloud paint I own in the trash, just for her to explain to me how she gets a light-smokey eye like that. And now all I have to do is wait a month instead?
Seriously, people have lost it
RIHANNA COMING OUT WITH A MAKEUP LINE AND I CANT WAIT TO GIVE HER MY MONEY
— Kodak Jack (@Too_Trill_Jack) July 25, 2017
Bitch ion even wear makeup but I'll buy it bc it's my baby Rihanna
— dess..🤤 (@keepingupw_dess) August 1, 2017
Rihanna is coming out w a makeup line IM LIVING
— Hoochie Mama™ (@badgalmaylee) August 1, 2017
I’m worried about what’s going to happen when it actually drops
"Y'all fighting over Rihanna's new makeup line? 😒" pic.twitter.com/QIVep6gvKN
— King Virgo (@flowverchild) August 1, 2017
i can't wait to be broke due to buying rihanna's whole makeup line. she deserves all my money #FentyBeauty
— J$ (@jasmineemarryy) August 1, 2017
Rihanna is coming out with a makeup line🙀🙀🙀🙀 that's a must have
— joely (@joelywill) August 1, 2017
Blood will flow
rihanna has done EVERYTHING a person can do. music, clothes, film, tv, philanthropy, and now makeup. she's so unreal to me
— dani ♡ (@runwayrih) August 1, 2017
9/8/2017 I'm gonna be first in line at Sephora to buy @rihanna new makeup line ! 😭✨
— M A R 🔮 (@margabrielllla) August 1, 2017
Rihanna has her own makeup line coming and all my dreams have come true
— shy (@love_alisay) August 1, 2017
But the queen of unrest wouldn’t have it any other way.
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