Zendaya watching her old YouTube videos is pure enough to make me believe in life after love
‘Never forget to smile :)’
by Una Dabiero
If you grew up in the age of the Internet, you probably had a YouTube channel where you posted back-to-school outfits or sang Taylor Swift covers.
If you weren’t a ~social butterfly~, you at least kept up with the Cimorellis or had a b-day playlist full of Selena Gomez bops. It’s for sure God-awful, and if you haven’t deleted it yet, I suggest doing that before your future partner goes to internet stalk you and stumbles upon your “BACK TO SCHOOL NAIL POLISHES THAT ARE POPPING” treasure trove.
Zendaya also had an embarrassing middle school YouTube channel, and she decided to review her videos for the world because she is a braver woman than I. Also, she is famous and I am not, so no one cares about my social flops. Honestly, they’re pretty common for the un-fabulous.
I can’t decide who’s cuter in the video: squealing baby Zendaya or the embarrassed af older Zendaya. She completely rags on herself for speaking in a series of dramatic hand-twirls and being a fake little bish trying to appeal to Disney fans. You were just trying to be glam, girlfriend!
As a long-time Zendaya fan, this video made my morning. So pure. So inspiring. If Zendaya can embarrass herself in front of the entire internet, I can slog through this nine-to-five workday.
Here’s the video so you can watch the cuteness yourself:
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