The year was 1620…I’m kidding. It was 2017, but somewhere on the worldwide web, somebody seemed to have forgotten that, because they decided to sell an actual pilgrim dress, and charge $450 for it.
The Sequoia dress from Creatures of Comfort is not only for the richest and tallest of gals, but also for the kind of gals who masturbate to Pride and Prejudice and have an “I am no bird; and no net ensnares me,” tattoo somewhere on their forearm.
bless everyone who is pretty enough, skinny enough, and rich enough to wear this dress pic.twitter.com/7XFmL0G8bf
— Doree Shafrir (@doree) August 1, 2017
Then again, there are probably at least three thousand girls walking around Bushwick proudly donning their very own thrift store versions of this dress right now.
But the rest of the world is angry about it
Adding this to my Amazon Amishlist.
— Toby Herman (@tobyherman27) August 1, 2017
serving these Typhoid Mary LOOKS https://t.co/B10wDwBPDL
— im baby jeff (@shamikaofficial) August 3, 2017
the sister wives and I all decided to go with turd brown. the color matches our sadness.
— Amy Brady (@ingredient_x) August 1, 2017
That's a dress I could go out with my girls in…and immediately start accusing the elderly in town of witchcraft.
— Alana Massey (@AlanaMassey) August 1, 2017
They legit got like 14 of these in different colors at every thrift store in America for like $7 https://t.co/SxvmmYmV5z
— #BigBlue4President (@azher_spitsfire) August 3, 2017
cold shoulders are really the only thing this garment is missing
— Emily Gould (@EmilyGould) August 1, 2017
Although this person is probably right
are we gonna pretend adele wouldn't buy this? https://t.co/YGGFHucwwH
— X. (@riverwig) August 3, 2017
Fuck your unicorns and mermaids, I want this new DRAGON highlighter
Fiery glow is for Khaleesis only
by Amanda Ross
If I had a dollar for every unicorn-themed product launch this past year, I'd have enough money to buy all the unicorn-themed products launched last year. What I'm trying to say is, it's a lot. And there's nothing wrong with the absolute avalanche of unicorn and mermaid-themed lipsticks and highlighters and whatever else. Some of…
I’m calling it: The era of highlight is officially over
RIP to the fashionable phase for my oily flesh
by Katie Way
There is a point that every trend reaches where it becomes so overdone that it is stupid. And I regret to inform all you Glossier devotees and Fenty Beauty converts that when it comes to highlighter, we're there. It's over, we killed itWe were handed the highlighter trend and we, frankly, abused it. Highlighter morphed…
Genuinely cute couples Halloween costumes that won’t make you want to die
Your Minnie and Mickey costumes are tired!
by Jenn Ficarra
So you're finally in a relationship and Halloween is approaching. You know that you want to flaunt your couple status on every social media account you have but you're worried about two things:1. Will your partner actually agree to a couples costume?2. Finding the perfect costume that won't make other people cringeI firmly believe that…